Ms. Toody Goo Shoes

Ms. Toody Goo Shoes

I've hung up my dress-for-success clothes, and pulled my domestic "genes" out of storage.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

CONVERSATIONS WITH THE CARDINAL




Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes


 Is there someone in your circle that everyone wants to talk to,
be it for advice, 
to debate important matters, 
or simply just to pass the time with idle conversation?

Over the last three years, 
I've noticed that there are many who flock from far and wide 
to my backyard, to speak with The Cardinal.

Engaging in a bit of espionage, 
I've been secretly recording conversations and encounters with The Cardinal.
No sources -- just good, old-fashioned first-hand investigative reporting.
I can verify beyond a shadow of a doubt,
that all of these tête-à-têtes, did in fact, take place. 

Here are just some of the meetings I've witnessed.


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes  "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

 Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "May the force be with you." 

 
Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes "You talkin' to me?"


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
"I am your father."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "What'choo talkin' about, Willis?"


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. 
I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "Let's hug it out, bitch." 


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "You know how to whistle, Steve, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow." 


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
"I'll be back."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "You is kind. You is smart. You is important." 



Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
"Ruh-Roh."



Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
  "I want to be alone."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."



Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes "I see dead people."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
"Houston, we have a problem."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "You look mah-velous!"


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "I'm the king of the world!"
 

 
Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
 "We'll always have Paris."


Conversations with the cardinal | Ms. Toody Goo Shoes
"Here's lookin' at you, kid."





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